This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
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The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
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This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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