We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
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since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
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It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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