Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
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Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
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Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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