Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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