I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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