i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
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I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
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This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
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