I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
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Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
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Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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