this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I'm passing your future prison.
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The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
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I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.