I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
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Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
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Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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