i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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