Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
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I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
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Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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