Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
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Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
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ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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