you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
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I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
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I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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