google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
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diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit