I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
They should really pass out barf bags in church
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
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I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
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Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
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