READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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