I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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