I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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