Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
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Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
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He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
Randomize