apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
21 Ladies Confess The Grossest Things They Do When No One’s Around
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
23 Tweets I Thought Were Really Funny When I Was Drunk Yesterday
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids