Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
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Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
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You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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