The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
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I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
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Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
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