Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
whose ass print is on the piano?
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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