Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
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All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
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I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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