its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
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I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
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I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
When did angry sex become our thing?
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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