TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
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Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
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Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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