it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.