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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.

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• (646): View more from New York

  Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.

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• (254): View more from Texas

  People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...

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• (904): View more from Florida

  the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?

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• (530): View more from California

  I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.

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• (253): View more from Washington

  I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.

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• (914): View more from New York

  Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY

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