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(443): View more from Maryland

Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore

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(612): View more from Minnesota

just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.

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(218): View more from Minnesota

Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house

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(914): View more from New York

getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.

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(816): View more from Missouri

and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.

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(602): View more from Arizona

I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.

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(361): View more from Texas

After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.

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(917): View more from New York City

You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.

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(425): View more from Washington

His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.

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