I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
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i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
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All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
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