Pregnant stripper...not hot.
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
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I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
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You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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