Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
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let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
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I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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