That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
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Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
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Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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