do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
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This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
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The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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