is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
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They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
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I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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