I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
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I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
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Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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