More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
This is not my ceiling
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
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Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
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