Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
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Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
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NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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