you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
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My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
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Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
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