But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
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it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
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I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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