I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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