worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
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You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
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I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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