I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
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no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
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Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
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