She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
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By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
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Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
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