these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
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he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
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I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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