if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
Randomize
