I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
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so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
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I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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