would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
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Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
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I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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