How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
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The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
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And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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