i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
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Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
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i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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