dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
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The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
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I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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